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From my “Inbox” III

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AoA babova tanik hum sai naraj ho ka? Koi smsva nahi karet. Tipu ke mobile se he karat lo.Hum theek hain tanik apni sunavat.
Take care n Allah Hafiz
Sent by: AMRGHR 17 October 2006 11:30:32 Pakistan Time

On the happy Occasion of the EID UL FITR, I pray to Almighty Allah to bestow, Health, Happiness & prosperity on you, your family, your beloved ones & all Muslim Umah
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Aamin
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Wish you a very Happy Eid
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Eid Mabrook
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Naseer
Sent by: NBK 22 October 2006 17:54:53 Saudi Time

Mobile repair karne wale ko loose motion ho gay to wo doctor ko kaisay explain kare ga?
DOCTOR sahib, subah se missed calls aa rahi hai
Out going mein takleef ho rahi hai
Subah se nai nai ringtones baj rahi hain
Aur pait mein balance nahi bach raha hai
Jitna bhi recharge karo wo kharch ho jaata hai
Sent by: SNMBL1 22 October 2006 19:51:42 Pakistan Time

Eid Mubarak to 1 n all in family. May Allah accept all our fasting n good deeds. Ameen
Sent by: SMD 23 October 2006 07:32:40 Kuwait Time

Eid ki khushyan
Eid ke rang
Eid manao
Tipu & yaron ke sung
Eid Mubarak. Kya ho raha hai? Kya khaya hai, navaiy kapre pa k namaz parhnay jana. Take care & ALLAH HAFIZ
Sent by: AMRGHR 23 October 2006 09:35:47 Pakistan Time

Kuj te dunya daari rakh
Pawain pyar bazari rakh
Call te prawa tu karni koi nai
Sms te jaari rakh (kidding)
AOA. Hope f9 both of you. Me 2 f9. Khair mabrook. Thanx. TC.AH
Sent by: SNMBL1 24 October 2006 20:01:47 Pakistan Time

*;%*;%’*
*;*%/*%*
)i(
Fresh flowers
4
Special persons…
With loving
Thoughts
&
Prayers
2
Make
Ur
Days
Lighter
&
Brughter…..
Thanx
TC.AOA
Sent by: SNMBL1 25 October 2006 14:40:34 Pakistan Time

Aapki yaad mein qalam uthai
Lia kagaz,
Tasweer aapki banai,
Socha dil se laga kar rakhain us tasvir ko
Par wo to bachon ko drane ke kaam i. DM
AOA, H r u? Me f9.
Good Luck. AH
Sent by: SNMBL1 31 October 2006 21:22:03

AOA chawlo kabhi yaad he kar lia karo. How are you both? Hopefully f9. v all r f9. Mom buhat yaad kar rahi theen. Kya ho raha hai aur kya karte rehte ho? Tipu ke sunao. If you have credit then ans karo jaldi.
Take care n ALLAH HAFIZ
Sent by: AMRGHR 8 November 2006 22:38:50 Pakistan Time

On the pages of roses…..
With the ink of moon light….
A pen of love has written…..
Only three word for you….
“U R Cool….”
AOA.F9.AH
Sent by: SNMBL1 26 November 2006 13:45:57 Pakistan Time

From my “Inbox” II

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MERE SMS MILE?
NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS
LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH WALE B LO
$M$ $m$ $M$
Bas! Ab app ke bari
Sent by: Tanvir 26 July 2006 22:04:42 Pakistan Time

I pray for you!
May ALLAH be above you
Below you to support you
Before you to guide you
Behind you to protect you
Beside you to comfort you
Inside you to sustain you
AoA.AH
Sent by: SNMBL 7 August 2006 17:06:49 Pakistan Time

My eyes miss you
My senses love you
My hands need you
My mind calls you
My heart just for you
My life is you
I will die without you
I love you
Aisa meri Ammi mujhe kehti hain 😉
Sent by: Abid 1 September 2006 12:13:10 Kuwait Time

A “Chewnti” saw a piece of GUD, she felt xcited & went towards to get it. Suddenly she saw a “Chewnta” & went towards him. You know why?
Because “GUD nalo Ishq mitha” Salam & AH
Sent by: SNMBL1 7 September 2006 22:09:54 Pakistan Time

2 see light, look at sun
2 see love, look at moon
2 see beauty, look at nature
2 see hope, look at future
But 2 see all of this
Look at mirror
Salam & don’t worry. AH
Sent by: SNMBL1 17 September 2006 14:06:33 Pakistan Time

Smile is a cooling system of Heart
Sparkling system of Eyes
Lighting system of Face
Relaxing system of Mind
So activate all your systems
And keep SMILING
Sent by: SNMBL1 18 September 2006 09:58:35 Pakistan Time

Wo sehri ke thandak
Iftar ke ronaq
Wo aasmaan ka noor
Taron ke chamak
Wo masjidon ka sanwarna
Minaron ka chamakna
Wo farishton ka hujoom
Ramadan Mubarak
Sent by: SMD 22 September 2006 14:09:30 Kuwait Time

A sardar who just learned English went to a party & introduced his family.
Hi i am Sardar & this is my sardarnee, this is my Kid & she is my Kidnee!!!
ok aoa, tata
Sent by: AMRGHR 23 September 2006 22:07:41 Pakistan Time

The Tragedy of life does not lie in not reaching to your goal but the tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.
Sent by: AMRGHR 23 September 2006 22:13:25 Pakistan Time

Battery low, I will call you later.
Sent by: NBK 9 October 2006 20:21:44 Saudi Time

Like You

Assalamo Alaikum w.w

Yesterday i was in a naughty mood & i was making lot of fun in my cabin & suddenly my office mate “Tanzin” came inside & beseated near my desk. I asked him ” Tanzin i am going to ask you something about me , so frankly speaking tell me the truth” & he said ok ask.

Me. Do i look Stupid?

Tanzin. Yes you are….(loud laugh)

Me. Am i an idiot?

Tanzin.  Koi shak hai…again laugh

Me. Do you think i am a duffer?

Tanzin. Mere dil ke baat kar de hai tum ne. Yes you are..

Me. Do i look like an alien?

Tanzin. No, you dont? but why are you asking all of this?

Me. Coz someone told me today that i look like you…….. laughs & loud laughs.

Tanzin. Shut up & left out from my cabin.

Hitler 2

Assalamo alaikum w.w

Today i am writing about “Hitler II” who is none other than my mamoon named “rasheed”. Its my good luck ke mera visa unhon ne issue karwaya lakin yeh meri bad luck bhi thee k mujhe un ke saath rehna tha. Un ke kuch khoobian app ko bata doon baqi baat baad main.

1. room main enter ho to kaho assalamo alikum (jis ke liye i dont mind, pehlay se he adat hai)

2. Agar room ke bahir niklo wo chahe toilet ya phir kitchen to salam aur jab wapis ana hai phir bhi salam. 😦

3. Khana bed par nahi khana, carpet per paper bichao aur khao

4. daily question, namaaz padi? kyun nahi padi? jahanum mein jao ge tum, tumhari bakhshish nahi ho gee, jahanum main saro ge & tum kabhi kamyab nahi ho sakte.

5. Agar mera cousin room main nahi to khana nahi khana, sab ek saath khain ge. (bhook se bura haal aur intezar)

6. har waqt apna islamic knowledge sab ko batatay rehna jo ke 3 ya 4 Ahadith aur verses ke translation hai.

7. Agar main “The Musik” laga ker dekhna start karoon to uth kar GEO ya QTV laga dein ge.

8. Mera raat 9:30 pm ke baad room se bahir jana doubtful aur daily lecture

9. Mere doston ke investigation

10. Agar ghalti se mera koi dost aa gaya to us ko muslim bananay ke koshish (LOL) 😉 aur meri insult kerna un ke samne

This was eid day & i was much upset for my brother’s joblessness aur raat ko hum dono bhai ghar walon ko yaad karaty hue almost 11:00pm soye aur soney se pehlay apne “Eid dress” (jo ammi ne buhat pyar se silwa kar send kiye thay. Bhai ne to wo suit buhat dafa try kar lia hai lakin mera waisay he hang kar ke cupboard mein hr rakha hua hai) ko laundry se press karwa kar hang kar ke rakh dia aur unluckily mujhe Eid ke namaz ka time nahi pata tha which i came to know later 6:00am. Mere mamoon namaz parney jaa chukey thay lakin hum dono soye rahay. Mera bhai to 7:3o am uth gaya aur mujhe hila raha tha k namaz ka kya time hai. Lakin mujhe koi hosh nahi tha, wo chup kar ke window se bahir dekhne laga to us ko pata chala k namaz ho chuki thee. Itne mein mere mamoon room main tashreef le kar aye aur mere bhai se pooch ” Namaz padi ke nahi?” reply was no. Lecture was controled bcoz i was yet to wake up.

I was listening all lakin intezar kar raha tha k kab mamoon kisi ko eid milne jain aur main uth jaoon lakin badluck again. 😀 mere idiot friends mujhe Eid Mubarak kehne room main aa gay. Ab to mujhe majbooran uthna tha aur ghalti se main apne doston ko mila aur Ghalti se mamoon ko Eid Mubarak keh dia aur bhoooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm……..

Tum jahanum main jao ge putar, teri bakhshish nahi honi, tu had haram, nikama & xyz. I came to know that time ke kuch paka hua nahi tha Eid Breakfast ke liye aur mamoon umeed kar rahay they ke main ne sawayan paka kar rakhi hon gee.

Mere kameenay dost has rahay they chori chori aur i controled my emotions aur sawayan paka kar mamoon ko deen aur naha kar old clothes he pehnay aur apne doston ko le kar bahir nikal gaya. Aur ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke mera bhai job per lag gaya hai aur hum dono ab seprate room mein rehtay hain. Aur daily lectures se free ho gay hain lakin ab jab b mamoon ke room ke taraf jata hoon bara careful ho kar baat karta hoon aur thori der baad khud he ringtone play karta hoon aur mamoon se kehta hoon my brother is calling. ALLAH HAFIZ aur ………. shukar ka klma parta hua room mein aata hoon.

This was my fifth eid here in Kuwait But next two eids i will celebrate with my family. Insha Allah. aur kisi bhi eid par main khush nahi tha aur ghar walon ko buhat miss kar raha tha.

                            Eid ke din be nashaate zindagi haasil nahi

                            wo eid he kya jis mein meri family shamil nahi

How a “Haseena” finds her “Mr. Right”

Cheemo