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Hitler 2

Assalamo alaikum w.w

Today i am writing about “Hitler II” who is none other than my mamoon named “rasheed”. Its my good luck ke mera visa unhon ne issue karwaya lakin yeh meri bad luck bhi thee k mujhe un ke saath rehna tha. Un ke kuch khoobian app ko bata doon baqi baat baad main.

1. room main enter ho to kaho assalamo alikum (jis ke liye i dont mind, pehlay se he adat hai)

2. Agar room ke bahir niklo wo chahe toilet ya phir kitchen to salam aur jab wapis ana hai phir bhi salam. 😦

3. Khana bed par nahi khana, carpet per paper bichao aur khao

4. daily question, namaaz padi? kyun nahi padi? jahanum mein jao ge tum, tumhari bakhshish nahi ho gee, jahanum main saro ge & tum kabhi kamyab nahi ho sakte.

5. Agar mera cousin room main nahi to khana nahi khana, sab ek saath khain ge. (bhook se bura haal aur intezar)

6. har waqt apna islamic knowledge sab ko batatay rehna jo ke 3 ya 4 Ahadith aur verses ke translation hai.

7. Agar main “The Musik” laga ker dekhna start karoon to uth kar GEO ya QTV laga dein ge.

8. Mera raat 9:30 pm ke baad room se bahir jana doubtful aur daily lecture

9. Mere doston ke investigation

10. Agar ghalti se mera koi dost aa gaya to us ko muslim bananay ke koshish (LOL) 😉 aur meri insult kerna un ke samne

This was eid day & i was much upset for my brother’s joblessness aur raat ko hum dono bhai ghar walon ko yaad karaty hue almost 11:00pm soye aur soney se pehlay apne “Eid dress” (jo ammi ne buhat pyar se silwa kar send kiye thay. Bhai ne to wo suit buhat dafa try kar lia hai lakin mera waisay he hang kar ke cupboard mein hr rakha hua hai) ko laundry se press karwa kar hang kar ke rakh dia aur unluckily mujhe Eid ke namaz ka time nahi pata tha which i came to know later 6:00am. Mere mamoon namaz parney jaa chukey thay lakin hum dono soye rahay. Mera bhai to 7:3o am uth gaya aur mujhe hila raha tha k namaz ka kya time hai. Lakin mujhe koi hosh nahi tha, wo chup kar ke window se bahir dekhne laga to us ko pata chala k namaz ho chuki thee. Itne mein mere mamoon room main tashreef le kar aye aur mere bhai se pooch ” Namaz padi ke nahi?” reply was no. Lecture was controled bcoz i was yet to wake up.

I was listening all lakin intezar kar raha tha k kab mamoon kisi ko eid milne jain aur main uth jaoon lakin badluck again. 😀 mere idiot friends mujhe Eid Mubarak kehne room main aa gay. Ab to mujhe majbooran uthna tha aur ghalti se main apne doston ko mila aur Ghalti se mamoon ko Eid Mubarak keh dia aur bhoooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm……..

Tum jahanum main jao ge putar, teri bakhshish nahi honi, tu had haram, nikama & xyz. I came to know that time ke kuch paka hua nahi tha Eid Breakfast ke liye aur mamoon umeed kar rahay they ke main ne sawayan paka kar rakhi hon gee.

Mere kameenay dost has rahay they chori chori aur i controled my emotions aur sawayan paka kar mamoon ko deen aur naha kar old clothes he pehnay aur apne doston ko le kar bahir nikal gaya. Aur ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke mera bhai job per lag gaya hai aur hum dono ab seprate room mein rehtay hain. Aur daily lectures se free ho gay hain lakin ab jab b mamoon ke room ke taraf jata hoon bara careful ho kar baat karta hoon aur thori der baad khud he ringtone play karta hoon aur mamoon se kehta hoon my brother is calling. ALLAH HAFIZ aur ………. shukar ka klma parta hua room mein aata hoon.

This was my fifth eid here in Kuwait But next two eids i will celebrate with my family. Insha Allah. aur kisi bhi eid par main khush nahi tha aur ghar walon ko buhat miss kar raha tha.

                            Eid ke din be nashaate zindagi haasil nahi

                            wo eid he kya jis mein meri family shamil nahi

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Indian Held Kashmir

Indian Held Kashmir, originally uploaded by zeeimran420.

Jammu Kashmir policewomen detain Kashmiri women during a demonstration in Srinagar, Kashmir, Friday, Sept. 29, 2006. Police on Friday swung bamboo sticks and fired tear gas at dozens of rock-throwing demonstrators as protests continued for the third straight day in the Indian portion of Kashmir against the upcoming execution of a Kashmiri man convicted of plotting a 2001 terror attack on India’s Parliament. (AP Photo/Dar Yasin)

Is it true?

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It is just a trick & i am sure he can not smoke. What do you say?